Cryturbate

to sadly masturbate, usuall while crying. I.E. while usuing your tears for lubrication

Lucy turned me down again for the 5th tie, so I went home and cryturbated

by SSgtDownsyndrome February 02, 2015

cryturbation

A spontaneous outpouring of tears during an intense mastrubation session.

Garry was so sad that his hamster died, he had to resort to cryturbation to get over the grief.

by Miceank July 27, 2014