hemroids 

n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad

dude ur dad has the fucking roids

hemroids by roids masta August 25, 2003

hemroids 

when ur intestines hang out ur ass and cause alot of pain

damn that hemroid i had hurt i think i passed out from the ass pain

hemroids by beaner August 7, 2004

hemroids 

The things that dangle off of Daddy's ass and bleed when he takes a shit.

Sure, son, I'd love to go to your baseball ga-OH MY HEMROIDS!

hemroids by Schecter August 19, 2006

hemroids 

Thing that will hurt if you have hemoids: anal sex, goatse, drop a lung, shit, cider enema, and dirty sanchez, toilet paper, sitting

Damn! my hemroids are killing me! I shouldn't have had anal sex!

hemroids by x October 29, 2004

hemroids 

little pimples stuck in your ass.... and no matter how hard you may push... or even lick .... those little buggers stick to you like a fly on shit!!!

the woman became so angry after her monkey raped her she screamed so loud i think she popped a hemroid! what a mess!

hemroids by P.MS July 22, 2003

hemroids 

When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess

hemroids by dick August 2, 2003

hemroids 

When you have pimples on your ass.

She is suffering from the worst case of hemroids i have ever seen.

hemroids by Deej March 23, 2003