swolefie 

A picture of yourself at the gym taken by a conceited bro on steroids in hopes to answer the age old question: Do you even lift?

Vinny: Bro, do you even lift?
Jimmy: Look at my last swolefie I posted on instagram.

swolefie by Leonarmil May 9, 2014

Swolfie 

A swolfie is when you take a selfie when you are feeling huge or swol. Most of the time taken at the gym.

TJ: Im feeling the gains already
Darin: Bro we really killed it at the gym
TJ: Dude lets take a swolfie

Swolfie by ErikaCasaBlackout April 13, 2015

Swolefest 

(n)1.When someone, typically a male, works out longer than the average person would.
2. Someone who is very muscular and thus referred to as "Swolefest" because of said musculature.

(v) the process of the swolefest

Guy 1: Whoa that dude is huge.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has been swolefesting for like 3 hours.

Girl 1: I love a guy that has muscles.

Girl 2: Yeah, I love it when my man goes on a swolefest!

Swolefest by College Professional December 3, 2009

swolfie 

Taking a selfie while working out or doing a workout. A selfie while getting swoll

Im going to post a swolfie of how much weight I lifted.

swolfie by annieH58 January 13, 2014

Swolfie 

A selfie with intentions to show ones massive gains.

"What with you call a selfie to show your gains brah?" "That's easy, a swolfie brah."

Swolfie by LordGainzzz September 19, 2016

stolefie 

a seemingly stolen camera shot but was intendedly a selfie.

I wonder who took that candid photo of you. It looks good.

I did. It's a stolefie.

stolefie by _star_ June 17, 2016