A person with a propensity for indulging in the drinking or lathering of large amounts of ejaculatory fluids; someone who enjoys the taste or feeling of sweet, salty cum as it runs down the bulbous
head of society and drips down onto their
moist, anxious lips. A cumwhore is the highest tier of fuckboy and are highly prone to sudden lapses of
faggotry or bitchitude.
A cumwhore essentially constitutes any individual who:
A) Is unable to make an arbitrary engagement regardless of the circumstances surrounding their absence
B) Refuses to partake in the consumption of
smoke gleaned from burning a particular green substance that looks kind of like broccoli but totally isn’t broccoli
C) Mistakes the odor the aforementioned
smoke for the stench of Vienna sausages
CLAY: That guy is such a cumwhore! He sure does enjoy the taste or feeling of sweet, salty cum as it runs down the bulbous
head of society and drips down onto his
moist, anxious lips!