1 definition by WhoreOfCums
A person with a propensity for indulging in the drinking or lathering of large amounts of ejaculatory fluids; someone who enjoys the taste or feeling of sweet, salty cum as it runs down the bulbous head of society and drips down onto their moist, anxious lips. A cumwhore is the highest tier of fuckboy and are highly prone to sudden lapses of faggotry or bitchitude.
A cumwhore essentially constitutes any individual who:
A) Is unable to make an arbitrary engagement regardless of the circumstances surrounding their absence
B) Refuses to partake in the consumption of smoke gleaned from burning a particular green substance that looks kind of like broccoli but totally isn’t broccoli
C) Mistakes the odor the aforementioned smoke for the stench of Vienna sausages
A cumwhore essentially constitutes any individual who:
A) Is unable to make an arbitrary engagement regardless of the circumstances surrounding their absence
B) Refuses to partake in the consumption of smoke gleaned from burning a particular green substance that looks kind of like broccoli but totally isn’t broccoli
C) Mistakes the odor the aforementioned smoke for the stench of Vienna sausages
CLAY: That guy is such a cumwhore! He sure does enjoy the taste or feeling of sweet, salty cum as it runs down the bulbous head of society and drips down onto his moist, anxious lips!
by WhoreOfCums December 27, 2013