citoris

The all-organic/green version of a fifi. Commonly made by cutting/tearing the navel out of an orange (or other citrus), microwaving for 30 seconds, and performing masturbatory actions until climax.

We got so many oranges this Christmas, I had to hit the citoris to get rid of some of 'em!

citoris by Poonberry Associates December 22, 2013

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Clitoris

1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.

2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.

3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.

4. My favorite organ...to think with.

1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.

2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.

3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.

4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.

Clitoris by Verileigh September 9, 2010