A chode, a dick wider than it is long.
A short fat stumpy dick
No girls like chodes apart from looseskanky whores
Billie ‘ eww did you see his Dannyboi it was fat as’
Olivia ‘ hahahah omg that dannyboi was shorter then his future’
Annabelle ‘ eww his Dannyboi was stumpier then miss Morgan’s feet’
Shianne (aka loose skanky whore) ‘ yum I love Dannybois they make me horny’
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.