The mighty Zerton is a large green animal, which is found in and around Rhode Island. It spends the majority of its life wild in the forest or more commonly semi-domesticated in large farms. During the last weeks of its life it makes the long migration into various cities and towns. After spending a brief time inside a Christian’s home where it is ceremonially decorated. It is then abandoned to roam sidewalks where it will then revert to a wild and furious state. After this takes place this now man eating beast can be ridden similar to a wild horse by two adventurous people, traditionally of the opposite sex.

Megan: Yosies,look!
Harry: Dare we ride the Zertron?
Megan: Yes! I'll grab It's ears while you smack it's ass.
Zertron: Kraah!

Zertron by HarryLaneSmith June 30, 2008

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zoltron

A ancient dragon warrior that represents hilarity.

Haha. Dude, that's so zoltron.

zoltron by Bryan February 10, 2005

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zorrón

chileans use this word to refer to a teenager or young person (usually rich or aspiring children) who have surfer hair, dress up in maui, billabong or oakley clothing, occupy buffalo chiporros and the infallitables dc shoes. a zorrón can also be a personality.

- oye perrits salen sus piscolits? (hey perrits, wanna go and drink some piscolits?)
- pq chucha hablai como zorrón wuajajaj (wth are u talking like a zorrón?)

zorrón by maria trinidad December 16, 2020

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The Zoltron

The Zoltron is the most bad ass of the bad asses, dont fuck with him, cause he might shit in your mouth, eat your balls and fuck your children!

guy 1: oh shit ! its The Zoltron!
guy 2: damn , were so screwed.. Run!
The Zoltron: Eat my balls !

The Zoltron by UltimateManduder October 23, 2011

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