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A smart tweaker. Someone who acts smart while doing tweaker shit. Smeakers are tweakers that actually accomplish goals that benefit their life without illegal activity. Tweakers are not smart and will accomplish illegal activities to get what they need to keep tweaking and never get further than that.
If you're a smeaker not a tweaker you're going to tweak yourself to success, while a tweaker will tweak themselves to failure and jail. Be a smeaker not a tweaker if you're tweaking.
Smeaker by StinaBeans July 17, 2025

Sneaking out like a sneaker 

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.
L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

Speaker Mike Johnson 

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.
“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”
Speaker Mike Johnson by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Fake Sneaker 

When you don't want to waste your money because life is expensive and the struggle is real.
- Fake sneaker? they look clean as bro
Fake Sneaker by herewen April 12, 2022
A sly person who sneaks out
F: *Sneaky* I’ma walk out
L: Ok, sneaker
Sneaker by Ace the simp April 26, 2023

Sneaker Meetup 

A meetup that usually takes place around nighttime where the boys will go out and and see what they can finesse. The boys will bring out their finest pairs to trade for money or other pairs. A common tradition in sneaker meetups is to be extremely sus and kiss the homies when nobody's looking.
Homie 1: Ight we headin' to the sneaker meetup boutta see what we can finesse
Homie 2: Ight bro we got the amazon boxer 5's whatcha want?
Homie 1: WHOOEE, damn boy those are fine ill give you eight bitcoin
Homie 2: Alright thanks man, *smooches*

Homie 1: *smooches back*
Sneaker Meetup by w_hat August 23, 2020