Hot Joe

A complete and utter stranger with whom you have an obsessive crush on and intense attraction to. In most cases, the Hot Joe does not pay the crusher any attention whatsoever.

I found a Hot Joe in the library, he's a law student and I stalk him relentlessly to this day.

by Humbled Bitch October 23, 2013

Hot Joe

The act of letting a Helen Chamberlain circumsize you with a razor blade in return for her doing ANYTHING.

Helen Chamberlain: "I'll let you do anything if you let me circumsize you with this razor blade"
Joe: "You mean a hot joe?"
Helen Champerlain: *licks lips*
Joe: *slowly unzips fly*

by Jemermy Keegan December 15, 2009

Sloppy Joe Hot Shot

when a girl/guy launches explosive diarrhea all over a persons face to be eaten.

Be right back guys, i'm gonna go get a sloppy joe hot shot.

by Grim Panda July 26, 2011

A piping hot cup of Joe

Hot sex with your plumber.

I'll take a piping hot cup of joe, (; maybe later you could....clean my pipes?

by Herman Merman Bitch April 24, 2020

Joe moma's hot

Meaning that u think some ones mom is pimpin all the time she has booty and titys she is hot.

Damn nigga Joe moma's hot

by Scott Hillegass June 11, 2006

Hot Joey

Another name for a meatball sub

Hey Steve, let's go to that sandwich place and get some Hot Joey's for lunch.

by ldc232 February 22, 2022