When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.
That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.
Gentlemen of the highest quality risking their lives everyday by committing themselves to the exploration of female orifices, particularly but not limited to, the anus. (pronounced "A nooos")
The backdoorsman drank 10glasses of scotch while enjoying the company of many women all ready for exploration
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"