On the 14th of February instead of taking a girl out you stay in and kill shit loads of zombies with your best friend.

And use the money that would be spent on her on new maps and food to fuel a zalentines day

love of your life: 'will you go out with me on valentines day?'

boy:'no... err.. sorry , prior commitments..(texing mate'cant wait for zalentines day gona be beautiful')'

zalentines day by mysterious-zombie-murderer February 13, 2010

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Ziventh

a large, wrinkly and crusty ball sack, supergenerally on an older man. when a young man has a ziventh he can be referred to as "ziventh"

kid1: my dad showed me his ziventh yesterday
kid2: bro i think i have a ziventh
kid1: show me and ill lick it
kid1: DAMN NIGGA YOU A ZIVENTH
kid2: youre sucking a ziventh faggot

Ziventh by bigbrownnigga January 16, 2018

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william zientko

Someone who likes to gargle balls

Hey that’s William Zientko he likes to gargle balls

william zientko by TwitchyGnu May 4, 2020

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Zivent

Zivent is a name of a hunter, they also have a charming personality. Every Zivents are good in finding friends, they also like to play slot gods of olympus or sweet bonanza. Zivents are also good in bed

U see that man? That is lord Zivent, the hunter of slots

Zivent by romanreigns January 3, 2022

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