\ De*Vry Uni*
ver*si*ty \ ( Duh-vri Yoo-nuh-vur-si-tee )
- noun
1. An unflattering and
even pejorative term for a franchise of schools allegedly responsible for providing tertiary
education to students, who are traditionally failed college applicants that consider themselves too intelligent for community college.
2. The world's most awesome oxymoron.
1. "Man, I totally blew off my SAT's and got shafted into DeVry University, but don't tell anyone!"
2. Shannon spent the
day brainstorming insulting oxymorons: Rap
Music, Military Intelligence, Athletic Scholarship, Modern
Art ... but none could top DeVry University!