Dog nose 

To disturb one's slumbering wife upon returning to bed after answering a nocturnal call of nature by touching her on the leg or buttocks with a cold, wet bell end.

'You look shattered, Mildred.' 'I am, Maude! It took me a long while to get to sleep last night then Arthur dog nosed me after I'd finally dropped off'

Dog nose by J Biscuit February 4, 2013

dog nose 

For a male to urinate and then wipe his wet cold penis on his partner.

It was horrible, he dog nosed me in the middle of the night.

dog nose by Stef Major April 7, 2004

Pet your dog nose 

To be used interchangeably with the phrase: "rub your nipple." The word 'pet' may also be subbed out for something fitting with the circumstance, such as the words 'squeeze' 'smack' or 'flip.'

"I'm gonna pet your dog nose"

Translation: I'm going to rub your nipple

Pet your dog nose by Ellisniss MGP January 12, 2011

wet dog nose 

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.

wet dog nose by All Outta Angst January 26, 2016

like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence 

When u feel the need to shit and ur shit is poking out of your arsehole

Raymond could feel his bowels moving. The shit was gonna come out. " I need to find a toilet, it must look like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence!"

like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence by Steven Dressel May 3, 2008

dog noser 

noun: one who enjoys the smell of crotch and/or ass area.

nevins is a dog noser.

dog noser by at3 October 13, 2008

Dog nosed 

The act of wetting someone's nose with saliva.

You got dog nosed

Dog nosed by Albert walton December 1, 2023