Airstrike 

A booty call, esp. as a last-ditch act of desperation after striking out at the bars.

Joe: How'd you make out at Skanky McStrange's last night?
Mike: I got drunk and had no game, so I went home and called in an airstrike.

Jerry: I just called up Jess, she's going to meet me at the bar at 10.
Jim: Damn dude! You called in an airstrike before you fired the first shot.

Airstrike by Chaos2 September 28, 2008

airstrike 

When you're in a public restroom, and you have to take a shit, but don't want to sit on the gnarley AIDs covered seats, you airstrike it by propping yourself up in the stall and releasing your payload unto the porcelain below.

25 points for straight in
15 points for partly in/out
10 points for shit on the floor.

"Dude I just hella airstriked it."
"No way, how many many points?"
"25, nigga, straight in."
"Yee."

airstrike by realdarkfish May 8, 2008

Airstrike 

Is a late night, fast, hard, sexaul encounter in which the airstiker hits the target & then swoops up out of there. No expectations of an overnight stay or any real type of romance. The airstriker has a clear objective of destroying the target in an urgent & purposeful manner. A perfectly executed Airstrike should astonish the airstrikee and alow the pilot a clean, drama free, escape.

Dude, she keeps blowing up my phone looking for a booty call, but I do not have time for the drama that crazy girl brings to the table. I think I'll go over extra late and give her an Airstrike, that is really all she wants, me too. I'm going to swoop in. drop my payload, and pull up out of there.

Airstrike by SCQTT February 4, 2013

Airstrike 

Nearing death in Call of Duty 4 if you are the enemy. If you are playing search and destroy and you call the airstrike, you are gonna pwn and cause major depression for the enemy.

OH SHIT, billy called in an airstrike!!!, WE ARE SO FUCKED!!!

Airstrike by MacDaddyPixley March 5, 2008

airstrike 

multiple jagerbombs (no fewer than 3) chugged in quick succession.

Joe's calling in one hell of an airstrike. He's got 5 bombs ready to go.

airstrike by soccerboi43 December 10, 2009

Airstrike 

A sexual move involving butcher/bike hooks holding a guy up while he jizzes on his partners face. (Can be held up by friend/other partner)

Yo, did you see Balance Airstrike Jim E Bizzle?
Yeah...I was holding him up!

Airstrike by FiiZzioN November 23, 2010

Airstrike 

When you’re standing over your friend and you shit in their mouth

Bro why did you airstrike me? *mouth full of poop*

Airstrike by Dwub April 12, 2024