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The Darklings 

Those who follow The Darkness. They are not strictly those who retreat into depression or like all things black. I would say the darklings are for the most part a happy bunch, so happy, in fact, that they enjoy the company of those who do have one color palette.
Ted says he became a darkling by accident one day, when raking leaves. A sudden whim came over him to split-jump over the leaf pile. He did, and, staring into the mustard-colored yellow leaves he saw that he, like the little maple leaf, was now part of a bigger thing. "the darklings!" he whispered, face towards the sky, "the darklings!"
The Darklings by smantha May 27, 2004

The Darlington Law 

The law that defines a worker doing just enough work to not get fired
Scott abides by The Darlington Law, as not to get fired or excerpt himself too much during the day.

the darkling

the hottest and the most fantastic villain ever
“i will strip away all that you know, all that you love, until you have no shelter but me”- the darkling, ruin and rising
the darkling by darklina September 19, 2020

The Darkwing Duck 

The sexual act of stretching one's ballbag over your eyes while yelling "Let's get dangerous!".
"Bro, this girl was playing with my balls...next thing I know she gave me the Darkwing Duck"
The Darkwing Duck by ....wait, what? December 19, 2014

the darkling

the hottest and the best villain ever
“i will strip away all that you know, all that you love, until you have no shelter but me”- the darkling, ruin and rising
the darkling by darklina September 19, 2020

The Ugly Darkling 

A racist term used to describe an ugly black person. Is a word play on the fairytale "The Ugly Duckling"
"Hey, Jimmy's girlfriend is the ugly darkling!"
"Yeah, damn right!"