moopface 

A person who feels stupidly sorry for themselves. Either because something hasn’t gone their way, they refuse to be happy, or they refuse to find fault in themselves so they blame everyone else, resulting in self-pitying.

1. Stop being such a moopface! Cheer up!
2. A - Ugh, David was being such a moopface today!

B - I know! I can't deal with him anymore. He's always so sorry for himself!

moopface by Hiddlefitz Fassy March 13, 2012

Spanking the moonface 

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.

Spanking the moonface by Tbell November 9, 2014

moonface

when an individuals facial structure resembles that of the moon i.e. having rounded features

Your moonface makes you look like you're storing nuts in your cheeks.

moonface by muo February 16, 2004

moonface

Moonface usually occurs when an individual has been smoking weed. Moonface often leads to mad hysterics, causing everyone on the bus to look at you. Characteristics of moonface are prominent cheeks, small slanted eyes, a massive stupid grin, and faceache.

"My moonface was so bad I could see my cheeks."

moonface by gremily March 24, 2008

Moonface

someone whose face looks like they little mental capacity.

whats wrong with that moonface looking kid

Moonface by moebate September 2, 2009

Moonface

The first genetically hybridized human/sasquatch. The creature displays a Lenoesque chin causing their face to take on the characteristics of the moon. This is further evidenced in the fact the creature was bred at night. There is currently only one Moonface known to exist. This one lonely creature is believed to be female but since it is quite elusive to capture...the necessary studying to determine such qualities has been hindered.

P1. Omg. Her face looks like a moon.
P2. Wow. It does. I guess she's a moon-face.
P1. I have heard of that. But isn't there only one of them??
P2. As far as we know.
P1. Could you imagine a whole society of moonfaces??
P2. Oh. My brain just shut down on that thought.

Moonface by MUTL33T February 17, 2010

moonface

Big round face that is a moon.

Jessica Allen.

moonface by butt April 22, 2004