covers 

An alternative name for boxers, so called because of their primary purpose. The term originated and is most frequenly employed in North London.
Appearing clad only (or almost only) in covers is an indicator of blissful, graceful insouciance, such as that which is experienced by one living that thug life.
Contrary to widespread belief, combining one's covers with a t-shirt, dressing gown and slippers/flip-flops demonstrates not sloth but pure sartorial savoir-faire of the very finest variety.

Person A: What are you doing this weekend?
Person B: Illing and chilling in covers and flip flops, smoking mad weed, reading fine literature.
Person A: All I can do is express my profound admiration.

covers by mph91 March 13, 2011

Covers 

What your blanket, quilt or bedspread turns into when you enter your bed or resting place.

Stop hoggin all the covers

Hey I'm cold, you're takin all the covers.

Hey are you cold? It's cuz I took yer covers.

Covers by Islands in the Kitchen February 11, 2022

Covers 

A person who hides under the covers when they see a person they are afraid of (which is usually a black male).

Hey Andy Dalton, I mean Covers! Quick man hurry up and hide Harrison is coming!

Covers by John "The Stovepiper" Smith April 24, 2004

Covers 

A person who drinks heavily, and yet manages to present reasonably cogent, witty arguments without betraying just how hooked up he really is, how many prescription medications he's really on, or how many months he really spent in rehab last year.

Such are the levels of misdirection and subterfuge he employs, he may even occasionally be described by the uninformed and clinically depressed as a 'voice of reason'.

From: 'coverstick' - a cosmetic anti-blemish formula.

Also from: Politics Lobby 3 Yahoo chatrooms - 'Coverstick'

'Oh God, another Covers.'

Covers by Trask Erik April 16, 2009

covers 

A male rumored by at least several women to have an extremely short uncircumsised penis

I had to dump him, his stick would never crawl out of its covers

covers by Covers April 17, 2009

Covers 

a word for blanket. everyone i’ve ever known had never called them blankets, they’ve always been covers

jason stop hogging the damn covers fat boy

Covers by theballfondlerette August 30, 2023

Covers Are Still Warm 

(1.) A polite way of saying the person has only just left his/her bed.

(2.) The person recently died, and the recipients of the will want their estate immediately.

Mr. Lockley: I'm terribly sorry about your aunt Jane, Jim...

Jim: Thank you, Mr. Lockley. So then, do you know whenabouts I can expect my lump-sum payment of the will?

Mrs. Lockley: For heaven's sakes Jim. The covers are still warm!

Covers Are Still Warm by Gmwilkie George November 14, 2018