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an example of a chowzer is someone that waits outside 7 11 with a melting icepop who wears cheetah pants with old 80's high top sneakers and a lime green jacket who likes to listen to mickey avalon and hall and oates and occasionally listens to old brittany spears cds, this person also likes to eat large amounts of clam chowder and has a small winkie.
Mia: Hey lets go to 7 11
Sarah: Alright, maybe that weird chowzer will be there
Mia: If he is there im gonna have to pop a cap in his toe!
Sarah: that will be just dandy
chowzer by Cynthia Nugget August 25, 2007
the name of my dog
look! it’s chowzer!
Chowzer by mysterychow June 10, 2021

Clampt Chowder 

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.
Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
Clampt Chowder by Summerbees November 3, 2011

Chowder Cow

Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.
Me: "It appears as if a Chowder Cow is headed in our direction."

Friend: "Shit."
Chowder Cow by myno January 22, 2013

Clenching Chowder 

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Chowder cock

Dayummm Mr Marcus got dat chowder cock
Chowder cock by George whos this January 9, 2014