smashed

to be fucked out of you mind CuZ ur Fucking drunk as hell!!

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by The Reefer Man April 27, 2005

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

smashed

To be stuck on AOL

That poor guy got smashed when he lost his college internet service

by Jmechy February 24, 2003

smashed

to be out of money, broke

man i'm so smashed i couldn't afford a 2 dollar whore

by deeno October 27, 2007

smashed

A mapper with a large penis and a tendency to get drunk.

Smashed got smashed and smashed Jmechy's mom from behind.

by Rebel February 24, 2003

smashed

proving someone to be wrong and and to make them feel like a dumb bitch for even having their oppinion.

mom: take out the trash
me: take dat shit out yo self. ... smashed, ya dumb bitch..

by TekBeetz March 28, 2004

Smash and smash

Similar to Netflix and chill, Smash and smash is the act of having someone over and playing Super Smash Bros and then following that with one or more sexual acts.

Bro1: Hey I heard you and Abby Netflix and chilled last night?
Bro2: Nah man, we Smash and smashed.

by CannoliStuffer October 23, 2015