The Terrible Secret Of Space

That is incorrect. It is the Pusher Robot who shoves around the blind people. I, the shover robot, push the bread down their throats.

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Do not trust the pusher robot. He is malfunctioning. We are here to protect you.

We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

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Do not trust the shover robot. Pushing is the answer. He has shoved many people, I have pushed many more.

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Do you have stairs in your house? We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

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Supposed terrible secret of spacial origin. The space robots will protect you. Do not trust the shover robot. He shoves around the blind people.

"We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space."

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The "terrible secret of space" is that it is infinite, as hard a concept as that is for some people to wrap their heads around.

The pusher robot pushed grandma out into space, and she never came back from the opposite direction. Guess space is infinite after all.

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song from the creators of the popular All Your Base Are Belong to Us. This one's about space robots.

We are the space robots, we are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

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