Rule P 

The unoffical rule of the internet that states, if it exists, there are ponies of it.

It is the pony form of rule 34, that states: if it exists, there is porn of it.

Brony 1: have you read the new starcraft crossover fanfic on equestria?
Brony 2: Wait, theres a starcraft/MLP crossover story?
Brony 1: Yeah, Rule P, makes it happen dude.

Rule P by broniesinarms June 30, 2011

Rule 34 P 

If it Exists, there can and will be a My Little Pony of it.

Guy: Dude, check it out
Person: Yeah...What the Hell!?
Guy: Yeah that's right, Pinhead and chatter box Ponies
Person: but..but..but..
Guy: Rule 34 P

Rule 34 P by Shwiggs Kirths May 14, 2011

the colon and p rule 

there is no space between the colon and p in a laugh face

The Colon and P rule:

:P correct

: P incorrect

the colon and p rule by flavorsnades September 3, 2010

6 P Rule

The 6 P Rule stands for:

Prior Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performace

"When you next go to an interview, remember the 6 P rule"

6 P Rule by donks169 June 8, 2009

Rule 444-P 

this rule states that no man should ever know when a girl is on the rag. (similar to the rule 444, girls dont poop). this rule implies that periods are not real and are lies. (guys dont like to think about them therefor we do not ever EVER).

girl- i cant have sex tonight

dude- why not baby

girl (acting as if we have heard or should know this befor hand)- im on my period

dude (now knowing that smell wasent a nasty fart and having self realization that she has blood and stink comming from her baby hole)- AHHHHH respect rule 444-p

Girl- huh

dude (mentally vomiting now knowing that he has the girl out of all of them that dose this)- guys dont know untill you tell.

Rule 444-P by fxguy May 18, 2010

rule of possession 

If you own it, it sucks.

"Your dog is so cute!"
"Yeah. You don't live with it. Rule of possession."

rule of possession by Jade J. January 7, 2009

Rule of Puberty 

The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.

Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"

*1-2 years later*

Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"

Rule of Puberty by EpicMamo September 24, 2013