Goochzilla
Goochzilla by Fatguyrunning41 June 19, 2011
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Goochzilla (pronounced "Gooch-zira" in Japanese) was just a gooch known as a Goochasaurus, When the Americans attacked Lagos Island in 1944 the goochasaurus was arroused and attacked the noisey american soldiers. The Japanesse thought that the goochasaurus was protecting them. Later a nuclear test was held, transforming the goochasaurus into a giant reptillian gooch monster that towered over many buildings and trees. Soon he gained the ability to breathe fire or fromunder cheese.
Person 1: WTF smells like nut butter?
Person 2: Your mom opened her mouth to speak. She's got some goochzilla breath.
Person 2: Your mom opened her mouth to speak. She's got some goochzilla breath.
Goochzilla by hellokittyxoxo June 17, 2009
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Gothzilla
A minor internet celebrity and the third most violent otherkin known to man (the other 2 being Kenneth Eng and Robert H. Marko), Gothzilla is an angry, gay goth kid sporting a ponyhawk and a set of crusty, infected nipple rings, who thinks that he is a bipedal, orange dragon. Gothzilla is a modest dragon who only wants you to acknowledge his superiority and bow down before him. He has the modest dream of completely annihilating the human race, while getting disemboweled and anally raped by a bunch of bigger dragons. He makes art and videos which emphasize this. He confessed to attempted murder (a crime which was witnessed by over 50 people), but due to a technicality was never given a proper sentence and probably never will be.
Kid in detention 1: I swear, if they don't let us out of here soon, I'm gonna start stabbing people.
Kid in detention 2: Don't say shit like that.
Kid in detention 1: Why? Because they'll put me in "ther-uh-pee"?
Kid in detention 2: No, because it makes you sound like Gothzilla.
Kid in detention 1: Oh. I'll stop now.
Kid in detention 2: Don't say shit like that.
Kid in detention 1: Why? Because they'll put me in "ther-uh-pee"?
Kid in detention 2: No, because it makes you sound like Gothzilla.
Kid in detention 1: Oh. I'll stop now.
Gothzilla by Flaming-biscuit September 7, 2010
Goozilla
A person or thing that is so immense in toxic stupidity (and lard) they are commonly mistaken for a giant Japanese Monster or someone breaking the first rule of 4chan.
coochzilla
I was fooling around with this chick, and almost went down on her. But luckily I looked first because I saw the nastiest coochzilla so I had to run.
coochzilla by Moseby July 12, 2010
gothzilla
A member of the clique know as goths, that is either gigantic or is a quote unquote leader of the rest of his/her fellow goths.
That gothzilla could kick your ass any day!