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Used to define a Bad ass, Awesome, Amazing, Attractive, witty, smart, ballsy, outright Hilarious, wise and great All around Person.
Most of them have Schlongs.
That Person is a Real Playford,

Guy 1: See that Guy over there? He's a Real Funny guy.
Guy 2: Oh Yeah He's a Playford, Didn't you know that?
Playford by Playford June 4, 2011
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Charlie Playford 

A form of species that can wipe out the population with it's power to release an atomic gas 3x more powerful than Nitrogen (N2)
Charlie Playford by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf September 24, 2019

playform 

A gaming hardware platform, such as the Nintendo Wii, Xbox, PS3, Intellivision, or Atari
Jason: dude, I just got the new Madden Football game!
Amrit: for what playform?
Jason: lolz, wii wii.
playform by jasonrotsky April 14, 2010

Playfood for lunch 

A vivid analogy/comparison I coined, describing being duped or hoodwinked; a tantalizing offer or prospect that turns out to be phony or empty.

It is comparing being duped to the imaginary but descriptive scenario of invited to someone's house for lunch and seeing an assortment of delicious looking food on the table, but then, upon being served, discover that it's only very realistic-looking playfood. It looks delicious, but it's a toy, a prop, only fake, nothing you can really eat. Similarly, if someone makes you a tempting offer that turns out to be phony, it too looks great, but it's nothing you can really act on, it's only fake.
"Bob offered to go into business for me, but today, he told me he decided he didn't want to do it. Boy, did THAT turn out to be nothing but playfood for lunch!"

"Suzanne, I want you to stop talking about marrying Carlos. Carlos doesn't want to marry you, OK? He views your relationship as a break in his routine and nothing else. When he talks about you two having a life together, he's just serving you playfood for lunch!"

"All the companies that offer instant weight-loss products are serving the public playfood for lunch."
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026