Australia crickets answer to Bazball. Between King Usman and Davey dumb dumb opening up, the inbred bros in the middle, ass eater travis being the best batsmen in the world, bad man cam being shit at everything except gully fielding, led by captain cumshot and backed up by half volley Starc and the hunk of sex Boland and being finished off by the GOAT Lyon.
England may have Bazball, but Australia is playing great Cum Ball
When you cum in the air and catch it in your mouth, much like the children's toy "cup and ball" where you try to catch the ball in a cup attached by a string.
Man why would I ever need to play cup and ball when I can just play Cum and Ball instead?