When a man has been sitting wanking for such a length of time, that he is unable to walk or stand.
Craig had been wanking for so long over the porn channel he was unable to stand, thus had to crawl up the stairs hoping his parents would not stumble over him and his cum filled hand on his way to the bathroom.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.