carnival barker

Donald Trump

"We're not going to solve our problems if we get distracted by carnival barkers and sideshows" (Barack Obama, 27th April 2011, in reference to Donald Trump)

by BannedByTrumpPlaza May 18, 2011

carnival barker

A bloviating, pathologically narcissistic douchebag with a combover who demands peoples' birth certificates.

Donald Trump is a carnival barker; he won't stop asking for Obama's birth certificate

by Reality355 May 18, 2011

carnival barker

Donald Trump.

The country does not have time for sideshows and carnival barkers.

by jalara May 18, 2011

carnival barker

FOX NEWS--Non-Objective

carnival barker Fox News the more you watch the less you know. Corrupt media, Stalinist to the core. Non-objective, complete lies, omission of fact, neglect to report on news that could be detrimental to the current regime. Needs to have their broadcasting rights revoked.

by MikeStrong55 July 13, 2016

carnival barker

One who hangs out outside a party and warns people not to go in for any reason.

Carnival Barker- "Don't go in there man it's haunted."

by Gribbles December 16, 2007

Carnival Barker

Carnival Barker is an absolute legend probably most aura apart from Peter Franklin to ever walk the planet. Agnus is such a bitch, you didn't hit the spaceship you little retard.

I want 'Carnival Barker' to give me a lap dance.

by HowToTrainYourFaggon June 30, 2024