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carnival barker 

A bloviating, pathologically narcissistic douchebag with a combover who demands peoples' birth certificates.
Donald Trump is a carnival barker; he won't stop asking for Obama's birth certificate

carnival barker 

The country does not have time for sideshows and carnival barkers.
carnival barker by jalara May 18, 2011

carnival barker 

carnival barker Fox News the more you watch the less you know. Corrupt media, Stalinist to the core. Non-objective, complete lies, omission of fact, neglect to report on news that could be detrimental to the current regime. Needs to have their broadcasting rights revoked.

carnival barker 

One who hangs out outside a party and warns people not to go in for any reason.
Carnival Barker- "Don't go in there man it's haunted."
carnival barker by Gribbles December 16, 2007

Carnival Barker 

Carnival Barker is an absolute legend probably most aura apart from Peter Franklin to ever walk the planet. Agnus is such a bitch, you didn't hit the spaceship you little retard.
I want 'Carnival Barker' to give me a lap dance.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026