scrotismal 

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.

Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.

scrotismal by brentmcd April 29, 2011

scrotial itch 

The itching of a man junk when he is in the presence of a fuckable vagina.

As the bitch got naked I began to feel a scrotial itch toward her.

scrotial itch by Schadzmaster April 29, 2005