Apocalypse me

Having sex that's hot, sweaty, dirty, and entirely without consequence..as if the world was coming to an end.

That chick from the gym is so fucking hot, I wish she'd just throw me on the locker room floor and apocalypse me like there's no tomorrow!

Apocalypse me by CharlieSheenWINNING March 22, 2011

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apocalypse mentality

When one decides instead of helping humanity during an apocalypse they decide its great time to start killing everyone

Man 1: Hey did you do that test yet?
Man 2: Yeah, turns out i have an apocalypse mentality.
Man 1: Well when the zombies attack remind me to stay away from you...
Man 2: What zombies aren't re--
<THEY SEE ZOMBIES>
Man 2: HAHAHA NOW I GOING TO KILL EVERYONE FOR NO GOOD REASON!!!
Man 1: WHAT?! NO!! NO!! NO!! PLEASE N-- <Gets killed by man 2>

apocalypse mentality by AVP2000 November 11, 2013

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Sassy Men Apocalypse

The age we’re living in currently. These men in particular want to be treated like women, hence, sassy. Often confused with men who want their feelings heard, but the difference is sassy men don’t listen to your feelings.

Girl it’s sassy men apocalypse out here omg

Sassy Men Apocalypse by Monalonaaa August 31, 2023

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sassy men apocalypse

sassy men apocalypse is particularly when a man is more feminine than most. when a man constantly thinks he’s right and talks to you or behaves in a manor that you classify sassy and can behave like a bitch.

sassy men apocalypse can be when they screw you, side eye you, always think they’re right, and always up for an argument

sassy men apocalypse by user9373927283747 August 19, 2023

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mel apocalypse

a huge army of mels approach lots of people in anger and kill all of them

last night i was so scared there was a mel apocalypse

mel apocalypse by janko648 March 15, 2017

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message-apocalypse

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.

Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!

message-apocalypse by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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