Someone who's always looking for a freebie, a cheaper price, or exact change from others...Would be happier eating a crusty day old bagel for .25 cents than pay another nickel for one fresh out of the oven. Haggles the price of everything..including gas. When going on a food run if he gives you 5 bucks for a 4.99 item he expects his penny back
Did you see him try to pull a combesstien at Denneys? Asking if they had expired milk at a cheaper price??!
A rusty beat up van at least 20 years old, about to fall apart, and in desperate need of a new paint job, new brakes, and new transmission. Popular transportation for hipsters who are in search of an eternal "prize" buzz with no desire to enter the workforce.
Taking a shit. "Cosbies" refers to the Cosby Show, in which Bill Cosby had approximately fifteen kids. You can replace "Cosby" with the name of one of the kids from the show, i.e. - "Dropping Off A Theo" to indicate a large dump, or "Dropping Off a Rudy" to indicate a smaller turd.
An example is I’ve had the coombies all day. Meaning I couldn’t be fucked /bothered doing anything all today.
Bogans tend to say Coombies, with the meaning coombee fucked being to lazy to pronouncethe word couldn’t be, therefore saying Coombee fucked/bothered/stuffed instead of I couldn’t be fucked/bothered/stuffed doing anything today.