Dick Fish 

N., 1: Those little fish that are native to the Amazon River that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.

2: A person who displays characteristics of being a smart ass.

1: Don't go swimming in the river, or those little dick fishes will swim up your dick hole.

2: Guy 1: Wheres the party tonight, dude?
Guy 2: In my pants!
Guy 1: Wow, you are such a Dick Fish.

Dick Fish by DJ Willy P-Izzle January 15, 2006

dick fish 

A drawing of a fish swimming underwater with an erect penis. Often seen swimming with a shark or a man looking for buried treasure.

Fred: Yo Tim that is a sweet drawing of dick fish.
Tim: yea dick fish is so gangsta, see how he scares the shark away with his mighty dong?

Fred: Yea dick fish is the man.
Both: HURRAY DICK FISH

dick fish by TimHdaman August 27, 2009

Dick fish 

A selfish friend who doesnt wait around for 30 minutes to get a very important delivery. And is extraordinarily cheap

Lanny is a dick fish.

Dick fish by Shogun123 October 2, 2015

Dick Fish 

A person that is unable to preform respiration without a phallus in their mouth. A constant attachment of a penis to the throat and or down the esophagus is needed by either a male or female in order for the individual to breathe.

That bitch is such a dick fish!

Dude stop being such a dick fish.

I'm quite surprised your mother is a dick fish.

Dick Fish by meekosis March 2, 2011

Dick Fish 

Something you have the urge to scream when your family says they're making fish sticks for dinner

Mom: We're having fish sticks for dinner!
Son: DICK FISH-

Dick Fish by Toast_Unknown April 14, 2024

Fish Dick 

A nasty rotten fish odor that tends to occur when a guy masturbates too much. Semen drys up on penis after he is done which smells like rotten fish.

"Oh damn.. I didn't clean myself well enough after i beat the meat, now i have a rotten fish dick!

Fish Dick by jenkinsz April 9, 2009

fish dick 

A condition occurring mostly in (although not limited to) uncircumcised men as a result of not cleaning their genitals, particularly under their foreskin. Their lack of concern for personal hygiene results in their genitals producing a nasty fish smell. 90% of men with this condition will request oral sex while remaining oblivious to the fact that they have it.

That guy I hooked up with had a MAJOR case of fish dick.

fish dick by Cobra Lambent February 21, 2011