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Boner Barricade 

When at a party or group gathering, you get cock blocked by multiple people while talking to the same girl.

On a scale of 1-10, cock block is 1, Boner Barricade is 10.
Hot girl 1: All those guys are cock blocking Abbas
Hot girl 2: Yeah, they've formed a Boner Barricade

Brafficate

To take a largely unknown indie band or song and make it popular by including it in a mainstream film or commercial, thereby "ruining" the band for its original (and somewhat elitist) indie fans.

Origin: Term developed after Zach Braff included the music of The Shins in Garden State.
"I deleted all my Feist MP3s after iPod Brafficated '1-2-3-4'."
Brafficate by Jen But Never Jenn November 1, 2008

bloficate 

Bloficate (v): To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner, particularly with a negative or pejorative implications. To 'talk shit' in order to make one's self look good.

Cross between bloviate and defecate.
This speaker tends to bloficate in order to puff himself up and put down others.
bloficate by Pat Moss April 22, 2011

Cock Barricade 

1. Noun. The conjoined effort of 2 or more persons to cock block a particular individual

2. Verb. Cock blocking with the assistance of another.
John was so about to get laid, but then that chick's friends set up the best fucking cock barricade I've ever seen.
Cock Barricade by GrizzlyAdams78 December 3, 2009

Barricade day 

The 5th day of June. Typically referred to as the day when the les mis fandom wakes up from the dead in order to celebrate the day that all their favourite characters died.
Why is the les mis hashtag trending on Tumblr today?
Oh it must be barricade day.

fix barricades 

Non-literal term used to describe a situation where the subject is reluctant to perform a specific task.
"I was trying to spank off but ma kept making me fix barricades."