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Freshmire 

To pull a Freshmire is to ruin a funny joke or conversation by saying something irrelevant or stupid.
Friend One- Did you watch Family guy last night?
Friend Two- Yeah when stewie beat the hell out of brian for his money?
Friend One- Yeah man when he beat him with the golf club i about lost it!
Friend Two- I know or with the flame Thrower!
Friend Three- Hahahaha yeah like George Clooney!
Friend One- Omfg you just pulled a Freshmire
Friend Two- jesus christ i forgot what i was laughing about.
Freshmire by Antonio32hundred January 24, 2011
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freshcore 

the combination of the slang terms "fresh" and "hardcore"
did you see billy take a crap in that mailbox? hes so freshcore right now
freshcore by discal April 28, 2008

freshmoreunior

Someone who is taking freshman classes, sophomore classes, and junior classes. If they take senior classes then, you can call them dumb.
Aaron failed many classes. Now he is a freshmoreunior.

And I oop-
freshmoreunior by esanoljosh October 16, 2019

Champagne Freshies 

Fresh snow powder. The snow looks like it has bubbles rising when the sun hits it during "first tracks" -- when you get to the snow first
Neuwy Snowboarder - Oh brah oh brah! Drove up to Vail back bowls and saw the champagne freshies...tore it up brah...pure heaven

Lame Office Guy - Oh I'll get the crud on saturday

Neuwy Snowboarder - Ahhh thats totally not gnar bro, once you feel the champagne freshies, nothing else matters
Champagne Freshies by IDunkLe April 3, 2011
An annoying freshman who thinks they're the shit and tries to hang out with all upperclassmen, usually sophomores. They stick their noses up at their fellow freshmen and act as if they are superior (this tends to make them hated by their class). They don't seem to realize that they'll be screwed senior year...
*spirit week, class color day*

Freshman Kate: Ellie, why are you wearing green? We're freshmen...our color is yellow.

Froshmore Ellie: Because i hate all the freshmen and all my close, presonal friends are sophomores. So i might as well be a sophomore.

Freshman Kate: *mutters* Wannabe. (walks away)
froshmore by McJagger47 December 16, 2009

freshnie 

African french slang for a girl with a phat nyash and big titties.
freshnie by phat_nyasheses101 March 15, 2023
hey! Nice new haircut kiddo! That's a nice freshie~ Mr. Morris