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Itchies and scratchies 

Generic term for sexually transmitted diseases.
That dude has slept with so many women, I'm sure he's got the itchies and scratchies. he's a walking STD.
Itchies and scratchies by Jetters September 6, 2007

Itchies & Scratchies

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.
“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”

“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”

“30 minutes ago.”

“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”

bitchy itchies 

another term for scabies. usually given before actual diagnosis (scabies is often misdiagnosed as dermititis). the bitchy itchies really suck and causes constant horrid itching which leads to becoming incredibly bitchy all the time.

this term could be used to describe any horribly itchy rash that seems to not go away easily, but the nature of scabies suits it well.
"dude don't get your bitchy itchies on me!!"

"still got the bitchy itchies man?"

the itchies 

noun: A temporary psychosomatic condition wherein the afflicted person experiences itching sensations at various locations around the body. Most of the itchy spots have no physical reason to be itchy, though a bout of the itcgies may be triggered by an initial legitimate itch (like an insect bite or rash).
Sign that gives you the itchies: "Please do not scratch on this premisis."
the itchies by sarcen May 27, 2014

Post Underwear Itchies 

The uncontrollable itch experienced immediately after removing one's underwear prior to a shower or bath.
I was about to hop in the tub when i suddenly got hit with a major case of the post underwear itchies.

itchy itchies 

When you lay in bed for too long and your body is so restless it starts to itch in random places.
Rachel laid in bed staring at the ceiling for so long, she developed the itchy itchies on her face, then her arm, then the bottom of her foot.
itchy itchies by Rachhh53 February 14, 2015