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flabbershated 

when someone suprises you so much you poop alittle on yourself.
when i walked into my house and everyone yelled SURPRISE i flabbershated!
flabbershated by atown23 June 29, 2009

flabbersnabber 

You flabbersnabber!

Flabbershmonker 

(Noun) The most annoying person you know; (Exclamation/informal) The swear word above all cuss words
(Noun) "My swim coach is a real flabbershmonker.";
(Exclamation) "Holy flabbershmonker!"

Flabbersnaggle

In a debate as to whether or not "retarded" could be used as a insult or not, the term "Flabbersnaggle" was invented. It is meant to be offensive to one person in the world, probably with some form of snaggle tooth but does not know what a Flabbersnaggle is, but personally feels it identifies with them enough to make the word into a taboo issue. It was created in hopes that "Flabbersnaggle" would eventually join the rankings of "Fuck that fucking shit-faced potted pansy".
"Fucking Flabbersnaggle"
"Your mother is a Flabbersnaggle"
"Get in the right lane, you dirty Flabbersnaggle"

flabbershafted 

when a girl brings a man to a bedroom sometime during a drinking session only to find he has a case of whiskey dick
He was cute no matter how drunk he was, but when she got him back to the bedroom and got his pants off she realized she was flabbershafted
flabbershafted by ~Jay Pea~ November 22, 2010

flabbertaskily dumb founded 

when something is so absolutely suppressing, shocking and confusing
he hasn't spoke for hours, he must be flabbertaskily dumb founded