nutchucks

An urban ninja weapon made from the testicals of your enemies. Probably will not cause injury but will cause an insulting teabagging situation.

Bruce Leroy whipped his nutchucks in a fury as he teabagged an entire army of haters.

nutchucks by iPunchBabyz December 20, 2010

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Nunchuck

Similar to the helicopter. Nunchuck is when you hold your eggplant 🍆 in your hand. Swing it in circles and hit people with it.

Screams just nunchucked HotDawg in the jaw. Waaaaaataaaaaaa in the jaaaaaaa!

Nunchuck by ScreamsMcgee December 4, 2020

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A slang term that means nunchucks owned by Waluigi

Cool guy: Hey look it’s Waluigi’s nunchucks
Ugly head moron: Does that mean something inappropriate?
Cool guy: No

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Check out these numchucks I just bought.
It's pronounced "nunchucks" you fucking numchuck.

numchuck by limestain March 19, 2019

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A ninja with an IQ of 80 fucking your face and choking you with nunchucks while you swing upside down from a ceiling fan. Duh.

He gave her a Nunchucks Special for her birthday.

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The act of swinging twin shit filled tube socks in circular motions striking your partner or anyone within striking distance.

My roommate drank my last beer so I stole his tube socks and hit him with hot karl nunchucks.

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(N) name for someone who is superior to all. They are of any gender ( except the ones that dont exist you feminazi)

My lord, Nunchuck Master Daddy, said hi so I bowed in his presence."

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