Oh my science!
While most people will say "Oh my God," due to God being their highest authority, those who do not believe in God should say "Oh my science," as it is the highest authority.

Oh my science! I have been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly apendage!
Or on the internet...
OMS! i have been touched by FSM!

oms by drbroccoli November 19, 2006

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oh my science. something said by atheists, inspired by south park.

south park is fuckin bad ass son

so are atheists. oms

oms by hiphophead293847 August 26, 2009

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OMS: Old Man Strength

The supernatural ability of old men to complete impossible tasks and make young "whippersnappers" and "damn teenagers" look like pathetic wusses.

OMS grows in direct proportion to how
much he just-doesn't-care-anymore. The less an Old Man has to lose,
the further he can throw you. Subsequently, the older the better.

Remember when Robin Ventura (age 25) charged the mound on Nolan Ryan (age 46)? The next thing you know, Ryan has Ventura in a headlock, beating his face in. Yeah. OMS. Need I say more?

Other Notables include: anyone who served in World War 2, Jack Palance, Clint Eastwood, Grandpa Gustafson

OMS by bettis May 12, 2009

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On my shit

On everything I'm oms

Oms by Ayo.kidd_ September 20, 2016

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