technobation

masturbation, with the assistance of technological advances (webcam, phone, text messages)

I just had an incredible technobation sesh with my long distance boyfriend

technobation by robdub November 2, 2010

Technobating 

Absorbed in your Computer/Phone/Video Games to the point of ignoring everything around you.

Did you get my call last night? Nah, I was too busy technobating.

Technobating by Demon65 January 13, 2009

technovating 

Technology + renovating

Upgrading a place with home automation technology. This will usually include a whole-house audio system, network-based thermostat control, touch screen computer interfaces, home surveillance, and motion-sensitive lighting.

I just finished technovating my house. I can access my music and movies from anywhere in the house, check up on my home security from work, and even control the thermostat over the internet!

technovating by thraco November 6, 2009

techoration 

The use of electronic devices to fill a space rather than artwork and traditional decor

1. I prefer techoration to buying non-functional artwork in my place
2. I express myself through techoration

techoration by dawghawk12 September 28, 2017

technelation 

The utter sense of happiness or elation felt by a non-techie upon figuring out soemthing technological in nature.

I figured out how to install editing software on the computer, and was actually able to import video to it and use it for it's intended purpose! It was an utter sense of technelation. In days past, it would be the equivalent of not knowing how to use your VCR, but soemhow getting it to stop flashing 12:00, and getting your favorite show to record.

technelation by Ms. Hilldog July 7, 2011

technovation 

short for "technology and innovation" - a radical new approach, process or product from a technological sphere or dimension.

The technovation amazon, Microsoft and Facebook have brought in the IT world over the last ten years is just impressive.

technovation by tohjensen July 26, 2016

technorating 

Researching through blogs using blog's search engines like technorati.

A: I was technorating under my nickname and I just found out that Susie Lou had a crush on me during last year prom night.

B: Susie who?

A: The nympho that always shows her cleavage to Prof. Little.

B: You could've got laid bro.

A: And your girl wants to deepthroat me.

technorating by fl!ps!de December 8, 2006