S.H.I.T. 

An acronym that stands for "Sexual Harassment Investigation Team." Because as we all know, 99% of "sexual harassment" claims these days are, in fact, a crock of shit.

Suzy filed a sexual harassment claim against Bob because he said she looked hot in her new outfit. Sounds like a S.H.I.T. case if you ask me.

S.H.I.T. by JustAnotherGuy December 28, 2004

s.h.i.t. 

A way to crush someones dreams when they think it's friday. Stands for 'Sorry hun, it's Thursday.'

James: Haha, T-G-I-F!
Katie: S-H-I-T...

s.h.i.t. by Wonderful Aishas July 7, 2005

S.H.I.T. 

So
Happy
It's
Tuesday/ Thursday

S.H.I.T. FTW

S.H.I.T. by mndz_mkl October 1, 2009

s.h.i.t. 

The realy meaning...not making it up...
Store High In Transit. Because they had to mark it on manure when shipping it across seas on ships.

Hey, did you mark S.H.I.T on the poo under deck??

s.h.i.t. by Tammi B. August 26, 2005

S.H.I.T. 

So Happy It's Thursday.

Much like Thank God It's Friday (T.G.I.F.)

Person 1: "Tomorrow is Friday, the weekend is near!"
Person 2: "S.H.I.T. I am so excited! Let's celebrate!"

S.H.I.T. by A man named Joseph December 13, 2010

S.H.I.T. 

Stands for South Harmon Institute of Technology. It comes form the comedy movie Accepted, where a bunch of kids were rejected from all the colleges they applied to and so made up their own college.

Guy #1: Dude, I just got rejected to all my colleges, so I told my parents I was going to S.H.I.T.
Guy #2: Nice, just make sure they don't google it.

S.H.I.T. by Mmia223 March 15, 2010

S.H.I.T. 

The South Hudson Institute of Technology.
A gray castle that stands on the bend of the Hudson river, where approximately 4,800 students attend. A place where America's best and brightest are accepted, and yet graduate as the most cynical college graduates in the world.

Current students call it a prison while S.H.I.T. is esteemed as the best college in America by Forbes.

Do not attend unless you are willing to go through hell and back with the utmost dedication to principle of personal power. Your very soul and will is sold to the colossal Uncle that calls for service.

Friend 1: "Are you enjoying your time in college?"

Friend 2 (with satire): "I am enjoying my time at the college of S.H.I.T."

S.H.I.T. by Wolfram GameCock March 1, 2011