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kochaine 

Kochaine is a highly addictive substance derived from the rare and toxic Koch parasite, cousin to thefairly common North American Kochroach. Kochaine is harvested from the manure of obscenely wealthy billionaires. Kochaine abuse destroys lives and frequent use leads to erratic, zombie-like behavior, turning addicts into "koch-heads". Side effects may include selective hearing, partial blindness, delusions of grandeur and criminal impulses.
Scott Walker was so high on kochaine he refused to negotiate with democratic senators, forcing Wisconsin to recall his stupid ass. What a koch-head!
kochaine by Mayadidas March 28, 2011
a hamster with a cap
that hamster looks like a kohane
Kohane by gaysexfan57 November 6, 2022

kohane azusawa

A female character from Vivid Bad Squad which is a music group in the game Project Sekai. (Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage) She is the leader of her music group.
Person 1: Hey. Do you like Kohane Azusawa from Vivid Bad Squad?
Person 2: Yeah, shes awesome.
kohane azusawa by r.akutagawa June 29, 2023
The really poor man's cocaine - not even safe for dogs.
"Tell me - how did he die?"
"He appears to have traces of Kokaine in his left nostril"
"Cocaine?"
"No, ma'am. Kokaine. The fake kind."
Kokaine by fake with a k December 19, 2008

Ko-Ko-Kocaine 

"Hey, Ko-Ko-Kocaine!"

Kochaine 

Is a name of a polish boy or girl. He will make the best dad in the world if he ever becomes one. He’s the most loving person on the earth and can pick up girls from a mile away
Oliver:Hi Kochaine/Dad how much do you love me on a scale from 1/10
Kochaine:A solid 10!
Kochaine by Hunter8358 April 18, 2019