requirements 

Having all the "elements" someone would want. Such as body, with personality, and a good job, or just a low ball set of things you want to find in a mate. Rack and an ass, money and a fly ride, easy and cute, etc.

She/He has all the "requirements" to be my next Ex-(Girlfriend/Boyfriend)!

requirements by Jake D. February 4, 2004

Requirements 

You don't have them.

It's McDonald's man, they won't reject you. In fact I think a criminal record is a requirement, and so is a car.. Gotta be a nice one though, and they also have a height and persona requirements.. Oh wait, yeah they will reject it: Sorry there Dwarfie-D.

Requirements by MadMushroom400 February 1, 2022

Requirements doc

A useless word file by writing which you get sense of accomplishment without actually accomplishing anything

Plumber with background in technical writing:
- I finished up the requirements document for the plan on how we're going to structure the outline of the list of variables we need for a very simple and specific task"

Plumber two:
- good job!

Requirements doc by Bossfucker October 15, 2020

system requirements

The never ending upward spiral!

Your computer must at least match the "system requirements" in order to run the software or hardware.

System Requirements for Bla2004

2.5GHz processor
500Mb RAM
128Mb GPU memory :-(
Windows XP
.. and something you haven't got! >:-/

system requirements by IP Freely February 4, 2004

system requirements

A set of words letting you know if you have to pay lots of money in the near future.

Doug: What's system requirements on that thing?
Bob: I think I'm going to have to buy a new computer, for this.... what's your name again?
Doug: Doug.
Bob: *KABOOM*
Doug: I hate it when that happens.

system requirements by NESMonster February 2, 2004

breadth requirements

When colleges require students, who may be spending tens of thousands of dollars per year on tuition, to take courses outside their majors in order that they become "well-rounded". Wonderful if your last name is Rockefeller. Hard to justify if your poor mother is scrubbing floors to put you through college.

Breadth requirements are things such as Physics majors being required to take classes in Medieval Literature, or Art majors being required to take Calculus.

breadth requirements by College Grad July 30, 2011

system requirements

The minimum level of hardware and software that must be present before a piece of hardware or software will work properly.

Halo PC

Windows 98SE or higher
733MHZ Processor
1.2 GB Hard Drive space
32MB Videocard
8x CD-ROM
Sound Card
Speakers

system requirements by Primal February 6, 2004