A very rare skin disease in which secretions formulate forming a crust around the anal tunnel. If ointment is not regularly added daily, the person will experience severe pain.
Damn, imagine being attached ass-to-mouth like in the Human Centipede with Darryl? That kid has crustiofibrosis.. Not chill
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)