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dropping your pants to fart 

A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.
Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.

fart-to-fart 

a fartwarming experience in which two dudes trade farts
John and I did a fart-to-fart greeting.

Let's do a fart-to-fart!
fart-to-fart by glitterchopsticks December 26, 2009
Tofarati is a very talented person and usually very communicative.

A tofarati is usually very trustworthy and usually lives life to the fullest
my son's name is tofarati.

Tofarati is my best friend.

I would love to be a tofarati.
Tofarati by Uhrah April 25, 2017

to fart without shitting 

to talk about or plan on doing some activity with others whithout going through with it; especially if this hapens at the last moment.
Example 1:

John: Carmela keeps saying she wants to go for dinner with me, but then she always rainchecks last minute.

James: Man, you shouldn't take that shit. She farts without shitting, man!

Example 2:

Bob: Jim said was gonna come along tonight, but then he totally ditched us yet again! That is to fart without shitting, man!
The sister of the tomato, can usually be found drinking from vast lakes or stumbling through the country side. Due to it's extremely long legs the Tomart is able to jump from province to province, collecting the resources it requires to survive.
Tomarts are Super Nomads basically, with animal features.
Tomarts by tapp! April 8, 2010
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EW ITS A TOFARFI EGG
tofarfi by cambon September 22, 2018