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system requirements

A set of words letting you know if you have to pay lots of money in the near future.
Doug: What's system requirements on that thing?
Bob: I think I'm going to have to buy a new computer, for this.... what's your name again?
Doug: Doug.
Bob: *KABOOM*
Doug: I hate it when that happens.
system requirements by NESMonster February 2, 2004

system requirements

The minimum level of hardware and software that must be present before a piece of hardware or software will work properly.
Halo PC

Windows 98SE or higher
733MHZ Processor
1.2 GB Hard Drive space
32MB Videocard
8x CD-ROM
Sound Card
Speakers
system requirements by Primal February 6, 2004

system requirements

"Minimum" computer system specs needed for a computer game to play.

A game will never work if you only meet these requirements. To avoid shit-heavy lag, surpass them like crazy.

Do some fecking research before you buy a game to see what you really need.
"Noob, ignore the system requirements. 512 RAM is nothing, everyone knows Battlefield 2 needs 2 gigs to run properly."
system requirements by RamenOps November 29, 2006

system requirements

In computers, the minimum hardware and software required to run given program or use a piece of hardware.
To run program X you need at lease a 1.4GHZ processor, 128Megabytes of ram, 600Megabytes of hard drive space, a 4x CDROM Drive, a 32Megabyte videocard, DirectX 7.0 and Windows 2000 or XP
system requirements by Iron Bull January 28, 2004

system requirements

That thing you do not meet when calling a technical support hotline.
-Sorry sir, but you do not meet the system requirements and therefore do not qualify for support.
-Thanks for nothing asshole

System Requirements

The requirements you need (RAM, hard drive space) to run a certain program. In most cases, they are not met.
System Requirements: Ten Squillion Megabytes of RAM.
System Requirements by Rohan February 1, 2004