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Scottish jobby. Approx 9"-14" in length (varying thickness) and must protrude from the water in the bowl of the toilet pan and look as though it's "keichin' oot the water"
Went to see some friends off to the coast and had a monster keich..... looked like the Loch Ness Monster trying to climb oot the lavvy
keich by Baku Goose July 13, 2009
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miss keisha 

Miss Keisha! Miss Keisha! Oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead.
miss keisha by Miss Keisha January 3, 2018

Ms. Keisha 

A wonderful woman who represented equal rights for all. She ran for president of the United States of America in 6386 BC. Unfortunately, she passed in 2016.
A Keisha, is a female who is loyal. She is caring and kind, She is cute and pretty, she makes friends easily and intends to keep them, She has a big heart and she shows it. She helps whoever needs it. She is low-key depressed but never shows it. She is really shy but when you meet her she wont be shy, Shes a little bit crazy but the crazy ones are the best. She is one of those people that try really hard to make you laugh or smile. She has your back though thick and thin. She is classy but never trashy. She is somewhat Bi-polar. Just know that she is great and you can trust her, She respects whoever respects her.
Wow, whats her name?
Oh her name is Keisha
I want a Keisha}
Keisha by One of them Keisha's October 9, 2016

Ms Keisha 

"Ms Keisha?...Ms Keisha?...Ms Keisha?
"Oh my fuckin god, she fuckin DEaD"
When re-telling a story and she does a Ms Keisha
Ms Keisha by wednesday my dudes August 20, 2018
A racial slur used by the Elf-like Eldar in reference to Humans in the grim darkness of Warhammer 40,00. In Eldar tongue, it means "Those who must be Exterminated." It also sounds like the word monkey.
You... You... DOUBLE MON KEIGH

Or

The Mon Keigh world is heavily defended. We shall launch the assault at daybreak.
Mon Keigh by GearBoxClock July 28, 2009