Snargle

Very bad slurring of words, sometimes even creating new words that make perfect sense to you but not to anyone else. This phenomenon is cause by drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Rum produces the best snarggling

"Did I call you and snargle last night?"
"Yeah, you were really drunk, I had no idea what you were saying"

"Wow Becky, you were wasted last night, you were snarggling really badly"
"oh god, not again"

by Snarggler January 19, 2009

Snargle

To lessen the visual impact of a horror movie by filtering it through one's fingers.

While watching Paranormal Activity, I snargled so that I would be protected from the movie's evil!

by MST3K=<3 January 20, 2010

Snargle

(v.) The act of waking a person, or animal, into unfavorable conditions.

(adv.) Woken in a unwelcoming manner.

"Oh hey, Dan really snargled me this morning."

"Dude, you snargled the hell out of me!"

"I got toally snargled."

"I snargled the horses."

by Gary McGuys October 28, 2009

snargle

When a dog cuddles up to you, rubs its snout on your leg and makes silly snorting noises.

My dog Maggie is so cute! Look at her snargle !

by Alex511 January 13, 2009

snargle

a friendly nerf like animal

The snargle spoke kind words.

by blarkly October 1, 2009

snargle

when a girl does a line of cocaine off a rock hard dick.

how about a snargle baby?

by cman86 February 21, 2007

snargled

very confused after something crazy just happened

After Jeff saw the panda suddenly explode, he was very snargled.

by purpleponie February 28, 2011