A DirtyNicholas is when you fuck a chick at the top of the stairs and then ride her down the stairs like a toboggan with your dick still in her. Note: the stairs must be carpeted and the carpet must be white.
I gave that bitch a dirtynicholas and now I have to pay to have her nose fixed and her carpet cleaned.
A dirtyNicholas is when a guy is fucking his girlfriend and says the wrong thing
Girl friend: Oh baby, you feel sooo good, i feel like im in heaven Boyfriend: oh yeah, now you'll get to see your mom again
Girlfriend: not another dirty Nicholas
A man who just craves to have a petite white girl force his dick in a table top with a glory hole. Meanwhile he is laying down with his COCK through the glory hole, he forced her to jump up and smash his balls. The higher the vert the better!
A small cocked man with a bad attitude. Shits all over his ex and smears it in the persons face (usually called P****). Then goes back and fists her for a slice of pepperoni pizza.
Dirtymichael uses p**** For money, places to sleep and social benefits.