Selu

Selu is a caring girl. She’s beautiful and has great friends. She’s not a faker that’ll tell everyone your secret. She’s a helpful, trusting and pretty soul and there’s no one else like her in the world. It’s rare to find a selu.

Selu is a pretty girl
I wish I can talk to Selu
I’ll ask Selu for help
You can always count on Selu

by DojaCat_Official2 May 24, 2022

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selulotape

the word that Mac computers want to correct 'sellotape' to, despite the fact that 'selulotape' doesn't actually appear in the Mac dictionary.

It would seem a programmer added the word 'lul' in there, literally, for the luls.

mac programmer: i did it for the selulotapes

by winabagel August 7, 2010

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selucidate

it's a combination of the words seduce and hallucinate. and it occurs when you're so drunk/high that you start to love something that you normally wouldn't.

girl 1: "Why is Mary hitting on that really annoying guy?"

girls 2: "She's had a lot to drink... she's totally selucidated with him!"

by Kate and Joel May 13, 2007

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selushu strainer

When a shit takes at least 10 minutes of horrible effort and it ends up being the size of a golf ball.

Guy at the party: Hey bro you were in there forever.
Subject: Yeah, was a real bad selushu strainer.

by HugeMuttonDagger January 15, 2015

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Selusionex

A delusional ex you want to auction to the lowest bidder.

Honey sugar my selusionex from Jersey City showed up this holiday season from the blue saying you must be so hard and wet for me; Forget I crushed you being a total loser and douchebag the last time I texted or that was fifteen years ago given time just moving forward with no two tones about it.

by ilacevoli December 9, 2018

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