Procanvic

Noun. A professional cancer victim. Someone who constantly reminds people that they had cancer, no matter how irrelevant it is to the topic/chore at hand or how long ago the cancer struck.

John: Hey, are you caught up on that billing for the last quarter?
Procanvic: I haven't gotten to it yet. You know I had cancer, don't you?

or

Jane: I love to go to the beach with my friends.
Procanvic: Back when I was undergoing chemo I couldn't stay out in the sun very long.

Procanvic by Video Brooke October 29, 2009

profanic 

Profanic is a combination of both PROFOUND & PROFANE and is an adjective.

The President's profanic zeal for extinguishing abortion is noteworthy.

profanic by Jackson Morris June 23, 2006

Profanic 

As in a fowl word that cannot be used around your future mother-in-law to describe really awesome and or horrible scenarios. Can be a verb, noun or adjetive. It's just that effing awesome.

'I almost posted an FB status about how awesome the band was that we just saw but then remembered that I am friends with your mom, and sister and my boss, and her boss, so I decided to not use that profanic language to save face!'

Profanic by Misserin July 28, 2014

Profanwich

A variant of the "sir sandwich."

Commonly used (regretably) in the workplace. While the "sir sandwich" is the absolute hieght of professionalism and respect, the Profanwich is the ultimate lack of professionalism, the anti-sir sandwich.

Sh**, that copy machine is jammed, f**k. ->Profanwich

Profanwich by ccindyclerk November 30, 2009

profanticize 

to use inapproiate words like swear words

Don't profanticize in front of that poor baby.

profanticize by chunk97 October 20, 2009

Protanic 

Food that is high in protein

Chicken is very protanic.

Protanic by Syiv February 24, 2022

proclivicly 

the act of proclivity

“Mathematics came to him proclivicly.”

proclivicly by mdog70 November 18, 2022