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Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.
She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!

purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.
Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.
I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Referring to a dudes dick
Damn Connor has a huge purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Purple headed yogurt slinger

When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple
This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.

purple headed yogurt slinger

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.